Top ten reasons for flying the flag

August 8, 2009

nationa_flagHey you! Yes, you… don’t look away. Why so shy? Top ten reasons why you’re flying the national flag:

 10. You’re a new citizen!

9. You played Truth or Dare, and damn if you’re going to talk about your sex life.

8. You’re feeling sorry for the Lions not getting any love when they played Liverpool FC.

7. If LKY can rise from his grave should Singapore falter, imagine what he’d do to you if you didn’t put up the flag.

6. You’re living in Hougang or Potong Pasir, and you’re making a political point that voting opposition and loving Singapore are not contradictory.

5. You’re living in Hougang or Potong Pasir, and you’re making a political point to the PAP to come save your estate.

4. It’s hung upside down so it doesn’t count.

3. We’re Singaporeans, hanging is what we do best.

2. The #@%& Resident Committee nazis covered your entire block overnight without warning.

1. Your name is Lionel de Souza.

Happy National Day!

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